Me: “I am taking six other classes, you know. All of them assigned reading, you know. How do you expect me to complete all this in a week?”
Murray: *laughs* “I’m astonished you tried. You have the rest of your life to do the reading.”
Me: “You, sir, have just attained ‘Most Favored Teacher’ status.”
But alas, it shall never be.
(Adapted from page xiv of The Power of Myth)